Please remember: if you have a chance to kill a teletubby, avoid eating it. These species are known as carriers of such parasites as tapeworms and ascariasis. They are also often infected with staphylococcus and erysipelas.
Teletubbies are ideal for laboratory use. They are especially good for conducting narcotic medications experiments. Unlike rats or other traditional laboratory animals, Teletubbies don't require direct injections of medication. Television sets implanted in their abdomenal cavity perfect for conducting so called "noncontact" testings.
The procedure is the following: laboratory teletubby should be exposed to rays transmitted by an average-power television aerial. This provides the narcotic doze transportation directly into the teletubby's organism. Since this way of treating doesn't affect any of its vital functions, one teletubby can be used in testings for a considerably long period of time.
| pam | 2007-08-29 (20:11) |
| Do you knoe what mean of teletubby? Can it be involved a doctor? |
| Vadela | 2006-12-18 (22:07) |
| This site is creative and dark. I love everything about this site! Hehe I like what you did to the green teletubbie. Totally funny. Some of you need a sense of humor, dammit! This is probably the most creative site ever! Even though some of this stuff is |
| IMP | 2006-09-16 (11:59) |
| Thanks for making my gloomy day a little bit more shiney!!!! |
| Sollen | 2006-06-18 (16:37) |
Haha! This site rocks! Everyone that says it sucks just doesn't understand it. To everyone that think it sucks: Just ignore it if it is so fucking bad, or else you are just declaring yourself as idiots...-.-
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| chris | 2006-06-05 (22:29) |
| u are big ass hole fuck heads |
| BROOKE | 2006-05-22 (17:08) |
| THE TELETUBIES ARE SO LIKE FUKING LIKE FUCKED YOU KNOW |
| Bubbles - [ http://www.neo-love.co.nr ] | 2006-04-26 (05:18) |
| BITCH! What if a 5 year old went on google and typed in teletubies and saw his/her fave. teletubbie die in front of him/her! I dont like them! But that shit is cruel! |
| fleicia | 2006-03-28 (20:32) |
| that is so mean to let kids watch and sad |
| TARA | 2006-03-04 (21:50) |
| I LOVE LALA SHE IS THE BEST ONE |
| ghghhghgh | 2006-02-04 (20:58) |
there once was a man from chaina,
he was'nt a verry good climber,
he sliped on a rock,
and cracked his crack,
and now he's got a vogana |
| candice | 2005-12-30 (01:24) |
| i love it. all those teletubbies give me the creeps, so they need to be shot. oh or have a granaide shoved up thier ass. lol |
| jennifer | 2005-12-21 (23:45) |
| holy crap thats funny not |
| llp | 2005-12-10 (23:40) |
yes yes yall it dont stop drop it down you funky monkey dance dance dance
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| jimmy | 2005-10-11 (11:23) |
| EAT ass bone assbone eaters |
| Krzyzstyan | 2005-09-17 (21:21) |
DeBERian VioLбRSELOS con escandaLO!!! y haCERles vomitar sus Fracesitas repetitiVAS
ota es!! ota es!! a fin de CUEnta son tERRIBLE maracos!! xauu |
| Teletubb hater | 2005-09-05 (06:53) |
| Teletubbies are psycho, the sun baby scares the shit outta me. it's big eyed and makes my baby cry, I can't watch it |
| rodrigo | 2005-08-20 (04:00) |
| Es una mierda. esos monos culiaos de los Teletubbies son todos unos mamones que hablan mal, deberian meterle el rifle en la boca para ver si asi aprender a hablar esos chuchesumadres |
| shannon | 2005-07-16 (11:00) |
| i hate lala next time do itwid lala |
| Lennie catfood | 2005-05-08 (04:05) |
| what a fuck!!!!..... you need a social life, me too, so don't worry, I wanna be like you when I grow up |
| Morbida | 2005-04-24 (05:10) |
| Me love that. DIE GAYFERS DIE!! |
| katie | 2005-04-13 (19:40) |
there was a younge lady from ealim,
she had a perculier feeling,
she laid on her back,
and opend her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling!!!
lol |
| ruby gloom | 2005-04-06 (01:05) |
| it cool when i was little i hated the teletubies they were my enemy so good 4 u . u kill those fat blobs with tv's in ther tummys |
| Romation | 2005-03-01 (23:03) |
| Прикольная картинка! Пять баллов! Скажем "НЕТ!!!" телепузикам! |
| fulloshit | 2005-02-16 (18:25) |
| when observing tellytubies it is normaly wise to do this wearing large glasses otherwise when they defocate u could end up with your eyes (weaping) The site is a brilliant observation of anamalistic behaviour in our tellytubyist counterpart and should be |
| blingbling - [ http://www.msn.com ] | 2004-11-10 (19:07) |
| this website is the bombamy who ever created rules hell and earth way to go mothafucka |
| Waco | 2004-10-13 (00:28) |
| Youre an idiot. |
| loopu | 2004-09-21 (06:34) |
| poo is cool |
| Yourfather - [ http://These either ] | 2004-09-07 (14:15) |
| Really nice. |
| Ale | 2004-08-31 (10:59) |
| Haaajajajaja!!! me carcajeo de todos ustedes. |
| frank | 2004-08-16 (08:09) |
| NOOOOO not my teletubbies DAMN .You could have pics the simpsons instead |
| igor | 2004-08-07 (09:30) |
| Oooooooo.........eeeeeeeeeee......super! |
| CokeGurl | 2004-07-26 (18:36) |
| yo thats fucked right up, teletubbies are so fucked. |
| Josh | 2004-07-26 (18:33) |
| *Paper windmills, that is. Paper windmills. |
| Josh | 2004-07-26 (12:06) |
| Wow that's the most intense study of the teletubby I've ever seen.. But you need to bear in mind their innate obsession, and make sure they are not exposed to any unless in a controlled environment. |
| sergio - [ http://rag dolls ] | 2004-06-27 (06:24) |
| are they really real |
| elizabeth | 2004-05-09 (12:20) |
| HOLY SHIT !!!!! That is sooooooo bad ass!!!!! |
| Johnsgirl | 2004-04-28 (04:49) |
| that is cool! |
| G-man Hudd - [ http://dotcom.com ] | 2003-12-18 (04:27) |
| I agree - the Western version of the Teletubbie also exudes a gas from it's anus/mouth that can turn a normal citizen into a halfsharkhalfalligatorhalfman.... half man half shark..... look out. |
| caryn - [ http://hometown.aol.com/bradfan15/fallingstars.html ] | 2003-11-12 (22:57) |
| i think u r brilliant. |
